The Art of Cross-Dressing [PolandxReader]

~Reader's POV~

You shuffled around to the porch of Poland's house. Giving the doorbell one murderous look, you gave it a sharp jab.
God...why did you even lend the idiot money...
The door opens a few milliseconds to reveal him. That creepy guy with the valley-girl style of talking.
"OMG. Like, hay [Name]!"
Poland. Or in other words, Feliks Lukasiewicz.
"Whatever Feliks. Look, I'm here for the money you owe me," you sighed, rolling your eyes.
"Oh that? I like, totally have it right now! Why don't you like, come on in and have a seat?"
"I'm not here to-" you're cut off as soon as he leaves the room to supposedly get your money. Without another choice, you decided to maybe just have a quick seat, and leave immediately.
"[Name]! Come over here girl!"
You march over to the room he was in angrily. He better be going you back the money...
Then the door locks.
Freaked out, you shine a murderous look towards Poland who had an absolutely creepy look on his face.
"Let me out now. I swear, if you even come near me you'll wish you were never born," you growled menacingly.
"Feisty are we? Well, I was only gonna like, have us like, hang out for a while...I mean would that be like, totally fun?"
"Totally!" you replied copying him.
His face brightened up.
"Not."
"Oh come on [Name]! Please? I'll give you your money back only of you do one thing with me!" he pouted.
You thought about it after a while before finally replying, "Alright. What the heck do you want?"
He brings out a [FavColor] dress seemingly out of nowhere.
"Oh hell no."
"But [Name]! You agreed!" he replied, waving the dress in your face.
"I-It doesn't matter I hate dresses anyway!" you replied angrily.
"If it makes you feel any better...I'll be wearing this one!" he makes a bright pink dress appear out of nowhere.
Oh god. Kill me now.
"Look. I'm just here to collect my money alright? Not play some freaky cross-dressing game!" you retorted.
He gives you a cute begging look.
STAY STRONG [NAME]! DON'T GIVE IN-
"Whatever," you spat, grabbing the [FavColor] dress.

~Time Skip...brought to you by ze awesome Prussia~
"...I still can't believe I agreed to this..." you mumbled indignantly as Poland worked on your makeup.
He gave a small giggle. "I'm sure you'll love the results [Name]!"
"Like heck I would," you angrily replied, watching your hands clench over the [FavColor] dress.
Ignoring your previous comment, Feliks smiles and says, "There! We're all finished! Take a look girl!"
You finally gain enough courage to throw a piercing stare towards the mirror.
Was that...you?
You could even tell it was you. As you widened your eyes in surprise so did the girl in the mirror. As much as you hated to admit it, you felt that Poland had indeed done a good job, and maybe...maybe you kinda liked it. But just a little.
"It's alright...I guess..."
"Girl, you look Hot with a capital H!"
Unknowingly, you flushed under your makeup.
Turning to give a weird look towards Feliks who was in a bright pink dress as well, you sighed.
"Now where's my money Feliks?" you asked, getting back to the real reason you were here.
"A-Ah...about that..." he scratched his cheek.
You gave him a piercing stare.
"A-Alright alright! I don't have it alright..." he confessed.
You grabbed the brush on the counter and chucked it at him.
"Ouch! [Name]!" he whined.
"Shut up! You prettied me up in this...this thing and you didn't cant pay me back?!" you groaned and chucked something else at him.
"God I hate your guts! Wasting my time and putting me up in this torture device! Are you out of your freaking mind?!" you complained, continuing to throw random items at him.
"I-I'll pay you back [Name]..."
"How?" you angrily spat the word like a curse.
He stood up and advanced towards you, as your heartbeat raced and your cheeks burned.
"Like this-"
Then he silenced your rant with a kiss on the mouth.

Maybe you kinda liked this stupid cross-dresser.

~Fin~